Monday, December 6th, 2004:
Howard Hunt
For reasons too complicated to go into right now, Howard Hunt
must write ten short stories back-to-back from October 2004 until
August 2005 so that his posh New York agent will have something
to sell when she returns fashionably tanned from Biarritz or Tuscany
or Provance or wherever the American literati will be vacationing
next year. Ten stories. Back to back.
A
veritable marathon of short story writing for Mr Hunt, who
dreams of tennis courts and lobster bisque,
but contents himself instead with watery goulash and knedlicky
from "Na Konci Sveta," an authentic but kind
of terrible Czech hospoda conveniently located within staggering
distance from his writing headquarters in glamorous Vrsovice,
Prague.
Mr Hunt, a quiet, unassuming Australian gentleman is a minor
player in New York literary circles and the author of two
novels, The Bishop (Random House, 1999) and Young Men On
Fire (Scribner, 2003), and while he is not exactly thrilled
by what basically amounts to a ten-month goulash-and-deadline-driven
monster jam o’ fiction writing, he can feel the cold
steel of invisible gun pressed firmly against his temple
and has vowed to quietly and uncomplainingly write and -
this just in - read extracts of his stories at Alchemy on
the first Monday of every month until the story collection
is completed and sold.
Prague-based fiction fans familiar with the excellent English
language bookstore, Shakespeare and Son (in Krymska Street,
perpendicular to Donska), will be delighted to know that
that Mr Hunt's local hospoda and defacto living room, 'Na
Konci Sveta' is just around the corner, and in the unlikely
event of the whisper-quiet and bravely stoic writer crapping
out on one of these monthly Alchemy deadlines in any way,
shape of form, the beers will be flowing on Mr Hunt's tab
at NKS until the offending short story is put out of its
misery.
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